Smelly feet, smelly feet Why aren't they bathing you? Smelly feet, smelly feet It's not your fault They won't give you a bath Keep you in shoes, don't think about the aftermath You might not be a bed of roses You're not a friend to those with noses Smelly feet, smelly feet Why aren't they bathing you? Smelly feet, smelly feet It's not your fault

Despite the fact everyone thinks I'm so debonaire and couth I've been lying through my teeth since the day we met And everything is a lie even if you asked me to tell the truth And you can believe that's a fact because I was lying when I said it I'm not sure why you think so highly of me I'm just a piece of shit like everyone else Sure I'd go out of my way for just about anybody But I'm pretty sure I'd make a damn good recluse Yes that was a double entendre The words I speak are all venomous lies You think I'd be surrounded by some sort of stigma But the funny thing about that is I attract people like electrostatic charges attract flies Despite the fact everyone thinks I'm so debonair and couth I've been lying through my teeth since the day we met And everything is a lie even if you asked me to tell the truth And you can believe that's a fact because I was lying when I said it And if you've ever heard the parable of the scorpion and the frog I can assure you I'm the one asking for the ride across the water Because when I stab that bastard in his back You won't find me at the bottom of that bog Because unlike the story when he cries out "why?" I won't tell him "it's in my nature" Because although it is I'll have another secret And I'll grin maniacally The venom I produce isn't fatal It just bends reality to my whim You can call that what you like you can call it cowardly But as he's sinking into his watery grave I will tell him I will tell him I'll tell him that I can swim I can swim I can swim I can swim Despite the fact everyone thinks I'm so debonair and couth I've been lying through my teeth since the day we met And everything is a lie even if you asked me to tell the truth And you can believe that's a fact because I was lying when I said it

Dear cat, how've you been? I'm not gettin' much sleep The drugs ain't kicked in And I'm tired and weak I gotta work in the morning But I might call off 'cause I'm sick and I'm tired And I wanna lie in bed with my dog Perfect and sane thoughts flow through my brain Then all of a sudden I'm crying and babbling Nothing can help the state that I'm in I'm sorry I'm not a better friend Burnt out and pissed Sick and tired of all this Existential Crisis Blurred vision in a spinning room with nothing but my thoughts Wondering if I am the Kwisatz Haderach But I must not fear, because fear is the mind-killer And I cannot decide if I like David Lynch's Dune Dear cat, did you like Dune? I hope that you're doing well We'll see each other soon 'cause all cats we go to hell

You call us faggots, you call us queers Treat us like we're less than peers Yelling obscenities like it's no big deal Shut the fuck up before we make you Cops are killing people every day But you're more caught up about people being gay Like gay marriage is some how worse Like we'd want to get married in your homophobic church Holy matrimony is for a man and a woman According to the biblical definition but Little Corey said it best, so I'll say it too "Fuck you and fuck your parents too" One Ring to rule them all One Ring to find them One Ring to bring them all and in the darkness bind them Trying to limit basic human rights With your own opinions and stereotypes Life, liberty, the pursuit of hapiness But only if you're white and cis

From the highest of heights to the depths of the sea Creations revealing your majesty From the colors of fall, to the fragrance of spring Every creature unique in the song that it sings All exclaiming Indescribable, uncontainable You placed the stars in the sky and you know them by name But it's such a shame 'Cause I'm going to hell For being myself And it's at your command My blood on your hands But believe it or not I gave it a shot Six years of my life I prayed to your Christ But then we had a talk While I was down on my luck And you told me that I did not give a fuck That's when I "fell from Grace" Became a disgrace Stopped going to church Gave up on self worth But he is, all powerful, untameable Awestruck we fall to our knees and we humbly proclaim My prayers were in vain! Now I'm doing real swell Condemned to hell Jesus might have died But my sins are mine And after I die If I come to the river styx Let's hope I smell like so much alcohol Charon thinks I'm Dionysus

I am a wretched wretch retching A sobbing sleep deprived sap Maybe that's a little rhetoric But it's true to my nature in fact Because I am forever alone It's not that everyone leaves me, I drive them away Eternally hiding in my room Dying inside more and more each day I'm the only company I have because I'm a recluse A mirror is the self loathing narcissists only muse So I sit at home everyday wondering why If winter is coming, then why can't I? And I find it kind of funny I find it kind of sad That when I'm masturbating It's the best love that I've had